He wants to one up Madonna by adopting a penguin. Madonna ain’t got one of those, now, does she?

I hereby demand free alcohol for all of us who voted for Hillary.

What does this sentence mean?

I am so fucking sick of how stupid people are. Either Perez or Ellison would have been fine (although Ellison would have been required to resign from his job as a US Representative to devote full time to the position).

I would argue that all 3 of those women get called out/have gotten called out for their white privilege and racist comments all the time in a way that I don’t see Maher get called out by anyone. I would argue that it’s less a white liberal issue and more of a white liberal guy issue. It’s the same with Bernie, god…

So she’s basically the face of “the only moral abortion is my abortion?

Exactly. This necklace fills me with inexplicable hostility and I’m not even kinky.

Wait...this necklace doesn’t make sense? The pieces are the same! They won’t fit together in a way that makes sense!

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

If you’re ever confused, just look at the people holding the signs.

Are the “Wage Thief”/ “Tax Cheat” posters Democrats protesting him or Republicans supporting him? Could go either way.

I wouldn’t wear anything marked “Trump” if they fucking paid me...

Made in China? But isn’t Trump gonna bring jobs to America?

I wonder how many people are buying these on clearance clothing and cutting out the tags.

Lol. Saw this at Marshall’s too.

Also not at all baffling because Kate McKinnon is a treasure and supremely talented and can play any part. The fact that it would piss of 45 even more is just icing on the cake.