Pet thread! Apparently today is all about bragging about my dogs.

I’m gonna guess he already has a pair...guys this hate filled usually have some sort of ‘thing’ they’re over compensating for and I’d bet dollars to donuts he’s been hinting at his for years...lol

My house is bursting with Star Wars right now. There are small Jedi running about with lightsabers. There’s a lot of screaming. And my baby is five years old. Aaaaahhh. How did that happen?

Back in 1971 when I was in 8th grade, I told my parents I was going to an Alice Cooper concert with a friend. When queried about the artist, I responded that “Alice did mellow folk music, like Judy Collins.” The next day, there on the front page of the Houston Post, was a pic of Alice in full makeup, shirtless,…

Why was your uncle buried in the yard?

Did everyone just catch that fucking last line?! About everyone in the “inner cities” being “uneducated”?!?!

He just made an absolute MOCKERY of our democracy. There are no other words to describe this.

Aside: Chris Wallace did a pretty decent job, IMHO.

I’ve never posted, so this might live in the greys forever. But!

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

Craft thread!

My experience with Delta, as a brown lady. Three years ago, flying from a meeting in Detroit to SF, standing in the premier line. Gate agent repeatedly tries to shoo me out of the line a good 10 minutes before boarding was going to start. Mind you he approached none of the other (white, male) passengers in the…

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

LOL. He’s lost it, it’s over for him. Watching him have a breakdown is wonderful.

I think it’s kind of disturbing that we’re talking about the women instead of their male relatives. 

#Repealthe19th, ladies and gentlemen. That’s where we’re at now. This election season has gone so far below the bottom of the barrel, so quickly, that it has punctured a hole in space-time. It now dwells in a dimension that lacks even the concept of barrels.

Uh...Why did he think it would be a good idea to run for office?

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Oh my god, he looks like a flasher lurking outside a woman’s bathroom.