he looks like a zombie

I think he’s trying to look intimidating...but frankly, he looks lost. Like an old sorehead that broke free from the shuffleboard lane.

This fucking asshole.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

I just posted this on another article, but I’m gonna repeat it.

1 & 2 I couldn’t tell you the exact age. My step-dad is a huge sleezeball. My stepsisters and I were sexually objectified by him at a young age. He always talked about our body parts and gave us nicknames by those body parts (mine was “Bob” for a bobble butt, my older step-sister was “Thunder” for her thunder thighs,…

I’ve started a questionnaire on FB but want to continue it here:

I put skinless chicken thighs in a pot and browned them and then tossed on a can of cream of chicken soup (this dinner is dedicated to 1977), some portobello mushrooms chopped up, a few splashes of white wine, and fresh sage. On rice with steamed broccoli. It actually tastes good and it’s got that warming thing going…

Fun fact: if all the women in America voted for Hillary, she’d win every electoral vote.

I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:

Another weekend, another hike. This time we hit 2 trails of the Devil’s Den State Park. Here are some pics to hopefully offset having to see Trump’s face all over the news lately:

I just put this up on The Slot, but want to copy it here too to make sure everyone sees our dear Lindy West’s absolutely withering million-star Trump take-down in the New York Times:

Perhaps the reason why this info is surfacing now is because it’s pretty much the point of no return. At any other time he might be replaced with an opponent with better chances of winning but now that people have started to vote already...

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

So shall we now just refer to these stories as “the daily drip”?

sweet jesus. what do these people think political correctness means?

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.