I had 6 tiny quiches. Frozen, from Nancy's. Pretty damn good with a glass of de-boxed wine.

My favorite soup when I was a kid, and I still indulge every now and then. My mom would let me put food color in it so it would be green.

That was a thousand shades of adorable and also now I can't get that damn song out of my head!

Got no cat gifs, nor do I have Netflix recommendations since all I'm watching there is Orange Is The New Black and I don't know if that would be good or bad for you. I will say however as a divorce survivor as crappy as things are for you now they can get better. We went through therapy as well and it went nowhere. He…

You are neither used, stupid or dirty. You are having a normal reaction to an abnormal situation. I really have nothing to offer that will give you instant relief other than my vast experience in this area. Time is the balm that heals all wounds, and you will heal. You did the right thing by deleting him and if you…

Good lord, that is a thing of beauty.

Enjoy the performance, live dance is wonderful! Even if you aren't built like a ballerina for sure you can still be a dancer. There are many styles of dance that don't require a certain body type. Explore! You might find that you are perfectly suited for something other than ballet.

I never heard of that store but I went to look at it just now and it looks cool, thanks for the info!

a Jez author or an approved commenter has to star your post then it goes black. I think to be always out of the gray an author has to be following them but I could be wrong about that. I'm a gray but generally if I post something of interest I'll get starred by an approved commenter. Post often and say cool shit,…

So. During my lifetime on the planet, I feel like my lady bits have contributed a lot to society. Today I've learned that now my vagina is going to be the source of life saving medications, as well as being expected to smell like roses and taste like Coke. I give up, I'm clamping my business down ya'll.

My poop story. I was on a plane waiting on the tarmac. I hadn't pooped in about 46 days because that's me when I travel. So I had 46 day's worth of poop all up in there and right on time I went in to poop-labor, that poop-baby needed to come out NOW. I ran to the wee laboratory and delivered the longest stinkiest…

Thanks for the share, hilarious!

I have some experience in this field, having spent several years as a young girl, and one of my parents was a father. This is so much bullshit. Pink, shmink. I never planned a wedding in my life let alone in my toddler years. His wife had a breakdown over a prime rib sandwich that wasn't even hers? Psycho. He's…

Uh, because I am a sentient being but OK, I'll play along: HEY YOU GUYS IF ANY OF YOU READ THIS COLUMN AND GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT MEN ARE NEVER THE VICTIMS OF ABUSE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I AM CONDUCTING A VERY IMPORTANT AND HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC POLE.

The number of people who read this column and got the impression that men are never the victims of abuse: ZERO.

"We may have lost the battle, sweets, but the war is far from over". Truer words have never been spoken.

Thank you so much!

Hey guys I just found out that I'm going to become a grandmother! We are so happy! Our daughter drove five hours to see us in person to deliver the news. YAY! If anyone here knows of some great baby stores in Austin please share , I got me some granny-shopping to do!

OluKai makes beautiful and comfortable sandals. I have much trouble with my bad feet and highly recommend them if you're planning to walk five hundred miles.

You will probably never see this since I'm an "FG" (forever grey). But you should know that the kid is a few dollars richer from me because of you. Thanks for sharing.