I know I'm forever grey but Mark I do hope you see my comment. I couldn't finish watching, it was too heartbreaking. Back in the bad old days I had countless friends who went through this exact same thing. Tossed out onto the streets at a young age, no way to support themselves or go to school. The results were…

"FUCKING 'ELL! ": My new go to phrase. I gotta practice that British accent though. That being said, my parents have told me I used to say goddamit ALOT when I was too wee to know the awesome power of a cute kid swearing and they did nothing to stop me. I'm getting pretty sick of the water challenge but this renewed…

No sarcasm! NO! I try never to be sarcastic on the inter webs because it can be misunderstood. Your answer was spot on, as always. Sorry if I caused confusion.

SHEESH been there. It always happens on a Friday doesn't it? In my experience, whenever I've made a crappy mistake ( always on a Friday), if I've been good otherwise, and take steps to fix it and ensure it doesn't happen again, it's been fine. I've been fired once, but not over a mistake. It was about personality…

You are pretty much always the smartest person in the room.

I too am confused. I've gotten individual comments ungreyed by people who starred them, but I think to be a Never-Grey (TM) , you have to be followed by a Jez author. No one follows me because I never go anywhere.

Tiny leaf, it will come on out by itself. Amish romance novels, I didn't know that is a thing! Moving on. Marijuana in pregnancy, no problem unless you are smoking several joints a day (I'm a OB nurse so I have my bonafides). I smoked myself during pregnancy to curb my nausea that was so bad I ended up in the…

A BROWN ribbon? BROWN? I'm pretty sure the judges were just messing with you. That's not a consolation prize, that's judge-trolling.

It could go so wrong, but my hope is that it could go so right.

So she has what, 19 kids? Statistically there's a good change that one of them will fall somewhere on the LGBT spectrum. Lordy, I sure hope so. That is often the way these ignorant people get educated, when one of their own comes out.

I'm about to bag it up and leave it on their doorstep. I don't normally operate like that but .... I might have to change my ways...

Yes. We have an HOA. We do have a meeting scheduled next week and I will bring it up there. But it just bugs the shit out of me enough that I needed to mention here and get some outsider's opinions!

I don't know anymore, how this works. i'm sure we will figure it out somehow. I just posted a question about how to handle neighbor's dog poop, let's see how it goes!

All we can do is huddle together. I've seen you before. Hang in there!

I own a condo in a small complex with a center courtyard. New people (renters so yes, I feel some sense of superiority ) moved in a month ago with 2 medium sized dogs. They let their dogs POOP in the ivy in the courtyard and they don't clean it up. My "lanai" faces said courtyard and I am subjected to the sights and …

Ugh. I had a really nice off white dress that I wore to a wedding years ago. Now I am feeling so much retro-shame. I didn't realize this was a no-no. I got married in the judge's office and never had a "wedding" so I'm ignorant of the rules. I didn't know, nobody told me!!!

I met Mr Zulu on a dating site. It was my first time on one, and my first date. I can't believe how lucky I got.

That's comedy gold right there. I read that to Mr Zulu and he walked away shaking his head. And we met on a dating site.

Thanks ya'll!

Thanks!!