Translation: “Slander is the weapon of the powerless ! This is distressing !!! The truth is justice which will restore it.”

‘GOP Cloakroom’ + ‘punt the ball into the end zone’ is absolutely Repub closet case code for ‘lemon party at Rice Pilaf’s house!’.

Just looking for the restroom.

That would be be an interesting Presidential debate:

“You’ve got to be bleeping me!”

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

Mattingly can relate.

Interesting fact: The reason Canadians are always so apologetic is because they lived with a constant, crippling fear that any moment, Bob Probert was going to pummel them. Now its a part of their shared Canadian heritage.

Bob Probert would have punched out everyone on the ice just to make none of the opposition had snuck into a Red Wings jersey to try and ambush him.

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

Meanwhile, I’m wishing the Saints could figure out how to stop these “touchdowns” from being scored by the opposing team.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.