Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

https://jalopnik.com/tax-the-hell-out-of-frequent-flyers-1839133397

Shitty gift or deserved gift?

Not everyone who logs miles in an airplane is a billionaire jet-setter. A fair number of frequent fliers (myself included) are having their travel paid for by their employer. Increasing the cost of those flights isn’t going to reduce the amount that I travel, it’ll just increase the amount my company pays for that…

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

That idiot is the author...

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

“Manchester United have Liverpool’d “Pool Boy’d” themselves”

I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

Stellar response there, Katherine.

With lazy responses like this I sincerely hope you don't consider yourself a journalist.

Wait. A well researched and well written article about soccer that’s also concise? I’m very confused.

I’m looking forward to his next scorching hot take that either Barcelona or Real Madrid are going to win La Liga this season.

Burger King has a reuben now?!

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison