You lost me at “thank god for Spirit Airlines”.

In 2003, I traded in a ‘96 Accord and bought a ‘99 Cherokee XJ with 35k miles... In 2019, I drive the same XJ now with 235k miles.

One of my favorite colors is the traditional Land Rover British Green.  On newer models it looks even better since, at certain angles, it looks.... black!

NFL’s salute to non service?

Billy, this was under 2,000 words... are you feeling ok?

If anyone from Illinois doesn’t answer Michael Madigan, they should have their vote stricken from the record... just like Madigan would want!

Worth noting that Emre Can is vastly overrated. See Liverpool’s 2018-19 Champions League campaign.

Hitting a baseball is 100% the hardest. In theory, I could get a first down in the NFL if every single one of my teammates threw perfect blocks and it was already like 2nd and 2 to go. Basketball, you could fire up a shot and get lucky I suppose. If anything it’s probably the easiest skill of the three.  I say hitting…

Damn shame about the Bury Boys, amirite?

Ah, yes, the Barca Boys and the Real Mad Boys. Don’t sleep on the Athletic Boys though! Joao Felix Boy looks to be the real deal.

Liverpool and Man City running the league from the get-go? Congrats on the 1,000 words to tell us what we already fucking knew three games ago...

Forget the tats - why is his right hand so small?  Look at those sausage fingers!

I think that fourth spot is a race between Arsenal and... wait for it... the Wolves. For all of Arsenal’s top-end quality they possess and can show at times, the Wolves just play better, systematic football while making some significant signings of their own to close that ‘quality’ gap.

Rick Tocchet was served with a criminal complaint in 2006 for bankrolling a sports gambling ring... and Kessel is his buddy... who likes to spend time in a casino...  This is going to end well!

When you, inevitably, do this for other pro-sports animals, please make sure Clark the Cub has a proper Bear penis.

This chud is the type of chud that puts “Period” in a twitter rant and then keeps going.

I’m a Fulham fan too - we’re stuck with this guy

I would’ve at least expected Tim Ream to be caught out of position on this question.

Was looking for “Atlantis” but did not get it... very disappointed.  Will watch Goodfellas for 5,000th time tonight.

This is so outrageous and Michael Harriot is such a black guilt propagandist that I cannot tell if this article is satire or not.