baseball is a weird game

Arrieta the first pitcher to no-hit the 2007 Phillies.

Oh come off it - the kid wasn’t that ugly.

An adult man should know he’s renouncing all balls once he wears a mitt to the game.

This looks really bad for Kane, if I were him, I’d distract everyone by giving Pete Rose a piledriver.

Just make sure this guy doesn’t sit on a wall.

You seem awfully fucking stupid. Hopefully you don’t forget to breathe

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

I only disagree with this because I once had a pomegranate beer that was one of the worst things I ever tasted, but HOHW is next from the bottom.

Bought this because it was on sale last summer. It is absolutely disgusting. That is all.

Try your hardest not to shit your pants or everyone will call you “that guy who shit his pants” until you get a new job.

That guy left hanging at 0:24 is still holding his hand out.

Obligatory.

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Not sure the video will be much help, but glad he took a stab at it.

Your turn, Bleacher Report. How about a slideshow of MLB players with drug problems who deserve to die?

He wasn’t a chemist either, but looked how well that turned out for him.