It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

“I tell ya maybe the best I ever saw at ‘see that guy in the satin jacket, knock him over when you’re brawling by the dugout’ was Yaz.”

Lot of fans won’t remember this, but Yaz knocking over a Kansas City A’s coach was actually what sparked the Impossible Dream.

Hawk then spent the next inning and a half talking about his own fighting career, including the time in 1969 when he took on three Yankees by himself. Punched out Munson with a right uppercut, yessir.

Venturas, ranked:

Does this look like a “coward of warfare”

Welcome to our show— hold on, I gotta finish this blowjob.

French villains are some of my favorite heroes.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

I find that they’re easier to identify if you give them all Aaron Harang’s eyes

You may have forgotten Bartolo Colon:

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I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

Meanwhile ISIS carry goats up mountains on their shoulders, backwards, in the snow. - Dad

Awww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

A wise man once summed this up perfectly: “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! “

Uh, wouldn’t the biggest WWE botch be the time where Owen Hart literally died?