Player 8, Player 1, Player 5, Player 6 and Player 11

Actually once it is done it will be very nice. It won't be very nice this year though. And of course, you do the Deadspin thing by labeling them "douche-bros" and acting all SHOCKED that owners are trying to increase revenue. Believe me, most Cub fans I know are absolutely fine with this project - that it is time…

"Arguably unnecessary ?" Hardly. The place is old and doesn't generate near the revenue that the Cubs should. At least they are attempting to preserve Wrigley, while generating new sources of income, like the Red Sox, instead of leaving for a more lucrative deal in the north suburbs.

The missing part here is that Bernstein is quite probably the biggest jerk in all of Chicago. His deal on the radio is to shriek at callers, call everyone and everything stupid, make ridiculous opinions and verbally assault anyone who objects, and generally conduct himself as a self-loving, pseudo-intellectual…

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

As a UNC fan, I'm pleased to discover this guy has no game.

"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."

Mike Rawlings and Dale Hansen are ruining the reputation of old, white men in Texas.

But is she single?

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.

I agree. It's time for him to make a switch

Mike Carp will wind up getting buried below lesser talent because management doesn't want a person with such a small frame being the face of the franchise. This will lead to a fan revolt and constant cries of Carp's signature phrase, "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"

Paul is not going to be out there unless he's Paul George

My favorite of all time.

$259 a month for a 2006 Mazda??

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

Ditka = Nick Offerman

I agree that looking at the JRW scandal and the incentives that were there to cheat can be a way to expose what is fundamentally wrong with that part of the city. However, to make the jump from understanding the root causes of the cheating to excusing it is not something I think is appropriate in this case. This is…

The only thing Zirn nailed was the recasting of his original article to fit with his new narrative.