Jay Cutler is not the GM of the team

Hate it when my team's quarterback allows a division rival to score 55 points.

Yeah, if it was Bob O'Link, you can't really complain about anything there. The guy and his friend are lucky someone else on the course didn't wave their dick at them while yelling at them to hurry the fuck up. I mean, there are literally no rules there other than no women allowed. No dress code. A member could…

Have you even had Bud Lite Lime? How can you even rate fruit beers if you've never had the king?!?!?!?

Ballmer may be more like Sterling than we thought, as you can see him ignoring the black dude trying to shake his hand.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

I'm a little concerned with the hand growing out of Bekele's elbow.

I saw him playing four games of chess at once in Central Park.

Fan #1: So sick of feeling this shit!

Wolf: It's strong I tell ya! No amount of blowing is ever going to ruin it!!

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

He's just preparing for December when the whole roster collectively shits its pants.

More like No Balance, amirite?

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

Maybe getting worked over by a 38-year-old is nothing to be proud of, but it still counts

Pontiac. It went from being alive to being dead.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

"See Nick! I told you I used to play a little ball back in high school! Did you see that, I was just like 'BAM! Stiff arm!' "

I'm not saying Spillman was asking for this but he does dress like a football player.