"Do you have a national championship ring?"

I bet Peterson really wishes he could've played now having learned that the Falcons can't defend themselves either.

That's all Geno Smith was trying to say. Starter wasn't working, so fuck the back up.

Let him stay. He's the only thing on the screen that makes any goddamn sense.

Is Joe Flacco a Elite QB?

247 seems like a lot of sports for one site to cover.

Are we sure it was the ball in the guy's pocket? Maybe he was just happy to see Rory.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

And the sponsors begin rolling in...

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

If you are overweight and Samoan, it only takes one meeting with Vince McMahon... BANZAI!

That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

The Rockies are 49-76. She isn't missing much.

This can't possibly be real.

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

If only Uncle Nate would have looked at the watch, he would have seen his 15 minutes are up.

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.