Chicago fans today

Obviously not good childhood friends if they planned the wedding for the day of the Indy 500

But how will Brian Gionta play without a jersey for the rest of the New York series?

Not as famous, of course, but my personal favorite is...

Pictured: the guy they might draft

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

[walks into Buck Foston's]

This wouldn't happen if you surrounded Mike Trout with AAAA talent.

Was this inappropriate? Yes. But spare the me holier than thou from the Blues and their fans. There's a reason the Blues finished second in penalty minutes this year (1,162) and the Blackhawks finished 28th (699). David Backes himself has delivered plenty of dirty hits:

Reaves talking about another player being "gutless" and "embarrassing" is rich.

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I hope the ropes of heavens ring can handle what's coming.

Daniel Bryan is not better than Stone Cold.

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight, with contracts in their pockets, and they're looking for talent. For winners. OOOOOOOOOH. All my years of publicity. All the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing... They come here tonight... to scout the Chiefs... the toughest team in the Federal League! Not this!…

They've been allowing black people for quite a while now.

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!