I'm Dirk Hayhurst. Got any questions for me?

Nah, how about one of these:

Louisville said coach Bobby Petrino "is aware of the situation."

Perfect opportunity for me to post this.

By "VERY SERVICEABLE" he obviously means that he'll blow you for a spring training invite.

I was at the Tournament Player's Championship in 2003, I think it was. I had been over served and was sitting drunkenly on the grass hill overlooking the island green on #17. Tom Lehman's group came to the tee. I had alway had a strong anti-Lehman bias because of he was one of the pioneers of the PGA "God Squad." …

...not all man holes are always covered

The artwork of all the Canadian teams that have won the Stanley Cup in the last 20 years was a nice touch.

Deadspin used to be this awesome mens lifestyle website where you could go and laugh at your favorite athlete getting wasted or sending out a dick, see some cool highlights or something funny from last nights games ESPN would would be too prudish to show, or see some cool graphics or other statistical anomolies. Now I…

How much did your love for cars influence parts of Seinfeld?

James Belushi: Chicago Blackhawks/Bears/Cubs, 1954-Present:

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

Who is the hottest statistical model you've ever met? Did you ever have sex with her/him?