The White Sox are too stupid to trade Sale... They’ve been “going for it” for 12 years now (see Todd Frazier acquisition last year).

Hamilton, as a life-long Cubs fan who has waited well over 30 years for this to happen (which is not even that long relative to most other Cub fans), I just want to tell you this in regard to you asking us to “get over it”.

Who’s going to win in the Fulham v Barnsley match tomorrow?

I am.. Do you want to see my birth certificate and tax records as well?

I’m a White Sox fan and I can promise you this - The White Sox are most definitely NOT the coolest baseball team in town. It’s not even close.

Can I go home yet?

Still glad that Joe Paterno is dead!

“Root for the Boston Red Sox”

Because of where I grew up, all of my friends think I’m a horse betting expert. So whenever the Kentucky Derby rolls around and they ask who I like, I never tell them because I believe it’s bad luck to reveal your “winner” ahead of time... Which is stupid because I usually lose.

Luc Longley... fuckin giant, ginger bastard

Co-hosting with Mike North took more years off of Doug Buffone’s life than football ever could.

“National Recruiting Director at ESPN”

NSFW

I hope he saved the receipt for that wildebeest doll he took the last photo with.

“WeKnowMemes” Not by Bryce Harper

Jeff Fisher is a quarterback killer. Foles, Bradford, Vince Young, Steve McNair...

But what about if I don’t feel like chatting?

Chicago anything... Jim Belushi

I am from Lake Forest and, quite frankly, I am shocked the LFPD had enough officers to send someone somewhere in town that wasn’t an underage high school drinking party.

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...