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"members would be handpicked by Jordan himself"

How Tone Loc parlayed Ace Ventura and Blank Check into a role in Heat is beyond me.

The Godfather and The Godfather: Part II and Dog Day Afternoon and Serpico...

Mike Tirico - D-Lo Brown

It doesn't matter how many... 12-foot putts you sink

He seems to have a much easier time keeping going than someone at the other end of that bench...

I'm a Louisville alum and I get that grayshirting looks worse under the "Petrino is a piece of shit" microscope but he's doing what any other coach, clean hands or not, would do to make their team better and keep their job. The NCAA is fucked and until it becomes unfucked, I just want my school to win (see the men's…

Watch the Royal Rumble... something equally as fake but far more entertaining.

I read the "priorities straight" line in my head in Jon Gruden voice without even thinking about it..

Following the pre-game brawl they all were just trying to listen to the fucking song.

How many John's could a John Johnchuck chuck if a John Johnchuck could chuck a John?

To the few writers that did not vote for Randy Johnson,

The women's version of testicles hanging from a truck tow hitch.

Good thing the Bears have a capable backup!

I always figured Jake Roberts to be more of a Dunkin Donuts man.

Mine is this weekend and I am being charged $60/person to go... And my wife sure as shit isn't letting me go alone. That's why this is the worst.

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