I'd say this is a perfect head for the top of the homepage but... you know...

I don't think that Cutler is the biggest piece of the overall problem. I do think he has to shoulder a lot of the blame but if we're being honest, the Bears can't go to free agency or the draft and find anyone better. Cutler's got it made. Damned if you do and damned if you don't. However, where he hurts the Bears…

"I can't believe the club lets him pull that crap."

Speaking of neighbors in Home Alone, where the hell were they during all that!? I mean what terrible neighbors do you have where they know you're gone on vacation, look out across the street, see two shady looking vagrants in a nice ass neighborhood, and the go "Oh well. Fuck it."? I grew up in the same…

"Gstaad, the 'G' is silent."

If anything, the boosters buying Saban's house actually makes it easier for him to leave down the road..

Which fan base is likely to have more Rhodes Scholars? Cubs or Cardinals?

The black backdrop was a very nice touch in honoring Austin Collie's memory of his 15 td's.

No big deal. West Virginians are used to dodging vehicles. After all, Bob Huggins has been back in the state for seven years now!

"Little girl wants her clothes off... NOW WE GOT A STORY!"

That kid went down easier than he did a year prior on one of his frat bros..

History shows that the best button Showalter will press is the one where he leaves the team. The Orioles will win a World Series within a two years of that happening.

Why is St. Louis apologizing to Chicago? On the sports front alone, I recall back in April the Blues went up 2-0 before the Blackhawks dragged their wangs all over the Blues faces for four straight wins. Also, Chicago doesn't treat their football team like a stepchild you're too embarrassed to mention while you…

What killed my nostalgia boner was seeing that, even 90 years ago, players were stupid enough to slide into first.

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I saw "Brawl at Cardinals Game" and just assumed it was in St. Louis... Can you blame me?

You're right! Sam Bradford getting up on his own is definitely not supposed to happen.

Typical Seahawks fan... Hippie, "into nature", probably high, and most definitely not a former WWE Champion.

It's a bargain considering the NFL asks its own players to pay with the last 30-40 years of their lives!

It sure looks like Jimmy Rollins is trying to make his glove go to where only a pinky would usually fit..