Here's your chance to pay $99 for melted ice that they didn't even win the Stanley Cup on!

It's definitely better than what would be up your ass if you were to head east on Belmont!

"Today's winning pitcher" huh? In a possible clinching game of an NLCS? Well at least he didn't root root root for the champs because we all know how that turns out...

"STARTING QB! PLACE AT THE TABLE!"

Well you must mean Aaron Downey and not Steve Downie since the latter was on Tampa Bay and scoring 22 goals in 2009... With that said, Aaron Downey played all of zero playoff games in two seasons with Detroit. Tough to have an impact with that much ice time!

I recommend going to hockeyfights.com and looking at the archived team fighting major counts for the last six seasons. At the top you'll find frequent disappointments such as Toronto and Anaheim (at least last years version). At the bottom you'll find Detroit and Chicago.. winners of three Stanley Cups in that time…

Sarah Palin needs to show this reporter how to let a young athlete hit you from behind...

This is perfect for the Blackhawks to get fat again. Stalberg is off the books, Bickell is likely to be overpaid somewhere, and if they buyout Bolland (like they should), the money is there for Lecavalier. While he'd probably command more from somewhere else, the situation is perfect for him. He can win right away…

Well I'm glad I was only half way wrong. If Dom was my wife, this would be a Christmas day miracle.

It's not Kane. Makes all the sense in the world seeing as it's 2:41am on the 27th following a win against Calgary. Only problem is that during the broadcast of the Calgary game, it was mentioned several times that the Blackhawks were getting on a plane for St. Louis right after for a game they had that next night…

I hate to be the song police here but the Wild Horses version from Fear is actually by The Sundays.

Don’t get on the plane like you’re going to Chicago... Bring bug repellent and sunscreen.

Who is the most popular wrestler of all time? Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, or Hulk Hogan (pre-sex tape version)?

"I happen to think that Milbury is a great judge of Russian super-stardom!"

I'm not going to be a gutless name caller like yourself, but I will point out that I never said Kane wasn't part of the core of the Blackhawks. I said that Toews and Hossa are better, more complete players than Kane. Good luck arguing that one! I would also think that his poor off-ice behavior would be a great…

The rumor mill was running rampant last year over potentially trading Kane and it was even louder here in Chicago. The Blackhawks rebuilt their roster around their two best players neither of which are named Patrick Kane (Toews and Hossa). Also, Ray Emery is 8-0-0 and has been getting all of the "big" games of late.…

I always thought Adrianne Curry looked like a prepubescent boy.

Owen Hart was not too far behind...

If Te'o gets drafted by the Vikings should we be on the look out for imaginary sex boat parties?

Drew Magary's childhood home movies.