Sucking on the emotional tip doesn't sound near as fun as just the tip.

Note to Urlacher: Don't bite the hands that feed you...

Hey, she was in Dacula. All she wanted to do is suck some blood...

"Duff Man is tired of people speeding up and down Duff Man's road!"

What about the higher-ranked Louisville Cardinals wetting the bed at home against UConn? You know, the same UConn that they're in lock step for a spot in the ACC with?

By cracky!

Pictured: Stu Grimson having just about enough of Karaman's showboating.

Translation: "Russian hockey superstar wears Canadian Tuxedo"

I remember the old Chicago Stadium very vaguely from when I was younger. Was it the loudest venue you ever played in? Were there any others that were close?

No one has spent $1,300 in Warrendale since Bob Probert in the late 80's.

Well this really skews the playing field towards a guy like Brittney Griner.

Lavallee is being discounted by being compared to John Scott. It's pretty apparent that Scott only skates at an eight-year-old level.

"I guess black players can't get a break in Backyard Baseball either"

"No red comic sans? Is blue ok?"

Tiger wins his 73rd. Guys who yell "get in the hole" win their first.

I'm a White sox fan and the worst thing about listening to Harrelson is that his incessant rambling keeps arguably one of the best color commentators in all of sports, Steve Stone, from getting more than a few words at a time in. The only thing worse than Harrelson is the White Sox radio team who will put you to…

Amen to that. I lived in a 3 bed house with a pool and hot tub in Louisville paying $275/month plus utilities and I was awesome. Now I pay $2k/month to live in some tiny closet next to train tracks in Chicago and I'm a piece of shit for it.

If only she were from the Cincinnati area...

Agreed. Cowley gets called an idiot because of his big mouth. Haugh gets called an idiot because... well... he's an actual idiot.

I don't really care for Cowley as a writer and I've completely ignored him as a person but someone has to help me out here. If O'Donnell did something that equates to "company treason" and "deserved" his fate, what is he bitching about and why is that Cowley's fault? Sounds like Cowley gave O'Donnell a life lesson…