The Broncos didn't choo-choo-choose him.

I have to step out of whatever character I pretend to be on here. I'm a White Sox fan, I live across the street from Houndstooth, and was there myself last evening at a night they call "Country Night" (Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays). That is most definitely NOT Jake Peavy. It looks like him which is why he had a…

Why is Randy Choate, Cedric the Entertainer? His career is definitely more fitting of Bernie Mac.

Daniel Sedin thought he was talking about Stockholm.

Don't worry, Josh! Owen Hart feels your pain...

Well with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley dead, it'd make sense that Chippendales is having tryouts again.

I just want everyone to know that I'm going to win this book on the off chance that Ed O'Neil somehow transferred Sofia Vergara's scent on to it.

Thibualting

Beat to the joke.

"Joe Biden loves San Francisco! He practically grew up in Arizona!" - Dan Quayle

Pictured: Don Cherry's parents.

That bitch ain't drunk.. She's just from Wisconsin. That's her natural disposition.

Here's what we know: Skinner is 19. In the picture above, he has a big ol' shit eating grin on his face. That's all I know about Jeff Skinner.

Dave Allen, your girlfriend... WOOF!

I don't think this is what Vanessa Williams envisioned with saving the best for last...

WRITER: "I have this idea for a movie. Think famous athlete, lots of money, late night at bar, a non-white penis, goes too far with young woman."

Samuels' old college babysitter, Rick Pitino, will find it... He just needs about 15 seconds.

A fat kid gets his revenge on the sporting world...

"This is one box that Sean Avery will never stuff." - Dion Phaneuf

I know this isn't funny or clever but Cindy Crawford still has got it.