And for that one day, Nomar made Carl Everett feel as if he wasn't alone anymore.

LAY OFF HER! SHE'S STARVING!!

Somewhere Rob Pilatus is rolling in his grave.

What a bitch move by Mrs. Vanhouten... All this time she's been telling her son that Bart is the bad influence and now look!

I prefer my Sutcliffe's stoned to the bone while on the air.

Well actually in the case of most agents, Happy Hanukkah!

White people do the darndest things!

"Down on the field, you might see some players spilling dread locks down their uniform shirts, wearing head rags, or showing off loud tattoos. That's what the "look at me" generation does. How do you focus on the game when you won't even wear your uniform right?"

Jesus is really having a good time there in the background.

It really is upsetting to see people piling on the guitarist for Pearl Jam... Especially after everything Deadspin has done for them recently!

They might have been woozy and barfy but it could always be worse...

By finding a way to put Alfonso Soriano into right field as a defensive replacement in the 9th, Ron Washington officially out-dumbed Tony LaRussa.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Is that Steve Lattimer? She really should stop LEADING HIM ON!

Do you ever take acronyms that stand for something serious and make them funny? For instance, AIDS is not awesome (well it depends on who you ask), but Awesome Individual Displays of Strength sure are!

I'm pretty sure those are angry eyes...

Daniel Carcillo knows better then to celebrate goals with his two star linemates.

Now I know that Aqib Talib and his mom have a propensity for assualt, but I was under the impression that Coon-O-Ween was to take place in Tampa.