"That nasty moment when you thought you shook the last drop and yellow spots magically appear all over your hands. Lmao!" @MoisesAlou

Wait a minute! The Red Sox brought Rich Garces back?

The only thing more broken down than DiPietro is the Nassau Coliseum.

Being the only one left in the office surely means what I'm about to do is not safe for work either.

"Sometimes you just need a rally hennessy." - Metta World Peace

I guess trying to rebuild the Toronto Maple Leafs affords you the time to write letters about a completely unrelated sport.

I literally lol'd at work and now everyone is looking at me..

I thought I saw a sign that said Tebow's rating was 3:16.

So what's the difference between this song and any of the others Hank Williams Jr. has recorded?

@NHL: No NBA? No Problem! Wayne Simmonds is black! There's also this guy named Jamal Mayers #Hesprobablyblacktoo!

And on the seventh interception God said, "Let there be Tebow!"

This sets quite the precedent going forward. Pay for your college football and basketball tickets now and get reimbursed only four short years later!

And from the "nobody cares" file: I dated Chuck Wenk's daughter in high school. I would hate to think I had a part in him knowing what a good hand-chet job looks like after that time he got home from work early.

"is there anything we can break?"

Pictured: Simmonds thinking "O.M.G. That AHL ensemble looks sooooooo gross on Avery!"

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I wonder what Sean Avery would have to say about that jacket/tie combo? Surely that it's super fabulous...

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Bartman is from Northbrook and if you know anything about people from Northbrook, he'd only travel out to Schaumburg for quite the deal.. No, not an endorsement.. IKEA IS HAVING A SALE!

That situation would have never happened in the Chinese leagues...