You certainly are.

So can a pistol.

There was an editor who tried to publish a peer reviewed article questioning anthropogenic client change who faced a concerted campaign to get him fired. One might argue that it would have a cooling effect on the publication of dissenting research.

You're sexy when you're condescending.

This is Argument to Authority, it is a logical fallacy, and it isn't science: http://joannenova.com.au/2013/05/cooks-…

If you poop indoors, everything in your bathroom, and your whole house is constantly covered with fecal coliform bacteria. Enjoy brushing your teeth!

Bulge

So this is the next Jack Sparrow installment?

Suck it science.

Perhaps your coworker is into some hard core kinky stuff like burning their nipples.

Well sure, if you think academic honesty is important.

This calls out for software that, given any paper on absolutely anything, automatically inserts citations for you.

If it doesn't work ...

Sorry for the ball-pain.

Just go pantsless.

Usually cities have insurance policies to cover suits, but the insurance company may make them snarten up by threatening to drop the policy or raise premiums.

I'm not a litigious person, but he should sue the school and the police officer into the stone-age. It seems to be the only way organizations steeped in stupidity can be nudged into using common sense these days.

I'm throwing down some brown right now.

Reminds me of the Am I Dead app which tells you if you are dead.