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Grand Duke Keifer Sutherland?

Wait, this isn't an OK GO music video?

Perhaps you can tell us how, based on radar and other non-contact tech, can they discriminate between iron-age and stone-age burials, diga, pits and STONES.

See that is why you never got the money to dig more. You need to make up better stories than it was just a house of a farmer.

Durrington Walls is a known site in the Stonehenge area. What wasn't known were the traces of up to 60 huge stones or pillars which formed part of the wider structure.

Stonehenge was much larger than first thought? Well crap - that'll REALLY throw the measurements off!

Sounds like Gobekli Tepe a bit. I wonder when archaeology will just admit they really have no idea what was happening in prehistory or when "civilization" actually began. They're constantly making dogmatic speculation with terribly small percentages of data.

I seriously doubt it.

This is awesome! However I'm confused by this part:

It'll look great when it's finished.

Ok, who is throwing these 3D printer job fails in the ocean?

"This species has been and still is a great enigma." Funny, that's the same thing my wife says about me.

That's an alien code that will lead us to Prometheus!

I can't wait for the new Forkbeard tech.

Also - for a professional knife set - reeeeaaaaallly cheap. My GF's Chef's knife was around $300.

"King Forkbeard..." King of England. I like that. Much better than "Albert."

The really big find here is that it shows Steve Jobs was much more likely to have been a Viking, than an alien from outer space.

I always thought Marc Newsom was a no-talent hack. Then a good friend of mine worked in a project that he was involved with, and it turns out, he's a rude and douchey no-talent hack! So that's... uh... refreshing.

Christmas is a real event, but Santa Claus is a fictional character. Religions are real organisations but their deities are decidedly improbable.

I wanted to say it, then I thought for a second first.