ZombieButtcrack
ZombieButtcrack
ZombieButtcrack

Why is a gun firing a whole cartridge?

What if a human fails the test - that is, a human is mistaken for a computer?

Oh yay! Another asshole for whom flaying people alive, incest, and graphic murder are cool but loses their fucking head over a rape scene.

I thought the Bible said the world was 6,000 years old?

I pay my takes in boxes full of loose change.

Well she is short, and ......

No, I understand what the tool does. What I'm saying is that if you're running your own network, this tool is unnecessary. If you aren't then you're using the tool to see who's on a common network which doesn't belong to you. Perfect for attacking other people's machines on public networks. But you also don't really

This is an awesome tool for hacking people who are connected to the same public WiFi. And that's what the tool is good for - breaking the law.

If you poop indoors, everything in your bathroom, and your whole house is constantly covered with fecal coliform bacteria. Enjoy brushing your teeth!

Perhaps your coworker is into some hard core kinky stuff like burning their nipples.

Well sure, if you think academic honesty is important.

This calls out for software that, given any paper on absolutely anything, automatically inserts citations for you.

If it doesn't work ...

Sorry for the ball-pain.

Just go pantsless.

Reminds me of the Am I Dead app which tells you if you are dead.

"I don't like hashtags! Wah!" - Stay off the Internet fool.

I always order a tossed salad.

And next, a pants-work mic that will amplify your farts through your smartphone and make them sound like lion's roars.

What if your gut is an idiot too?