It's just as I have always suspected: cats are freaky as hell.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Speaking of animals and vacuums.

I met Prince Harry. And touched him. And had a picture made. He smiled, laughed, and talked. I nearly pushed my husband off the bench so there would be room between us.
Backstory: May 2013 His Royal Hotness came to Walter Reed-Bethesda to visit wounded warriors. Since my dream man is one (war sucks, umkay), we got the…

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Holy cow, people got so upset about a free album. This is the most I've ever seen people get twisted up over FREE STUFF.

Are we talking about adorable baby pictures?

Baby photos:

More evidence:

Pullleeease. The world's cutest dog owns ME, and is worth eleventy hundred billion dollars.

Nope. THIS is the world's cutest dog. Also, Paris Hilton should not be allowed to own animals.

He also did a song with this, the most excellent and drunkest of kitchens, Hannah Hart!

All hail his Noodliness! Ra-men.

Andrew Huang is amazing. I've been subscribed to him for years. His silly songs are hilarious, and his actual albums are fantastic. Each one is a different genre, just depending on what it is he feels like doing at the time. I present for your consideration my two year olds favorite song:

I used to work in a pet store about 20 years ago. We had a few snakes, mostly ball pythons and a red tailed boa or 2. We also had a 6 foot Burmese python named Studly. My boss, myself and one other co worker would bring him out of the snake pit and walk around with him on our shoulders. (As a note, we only ever let…

Ha! I forgot about the whole constricting part. duh. Yeah, If you've ever held a python, the first thing that strikes you (no pun intended) is its sheer strength. I used to chill around the house with my snake (we were buds) and she would just sort of wrap around my arm like an arm band or sometimes she would wrap…