Reading your invitation made me realize the answer to this post by Gawker. I swear more because not only do I have to put up with this fucking bullshit, I'm not longer in the mood to let it slide.
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"Tacky", you keep on using that word, I do not think you know what it means.
Mark, she's clearly saying fuckin' hell. You need to let this fuck your mouth thing go.
Allow me to translate for Oscar. "why....................Why.................WHY? Why must I be ripped from the warm bosom of slumber?! Why must I be violently returned to this cold cruel world of reality from that glorious golden realm of dreams where I am free if only a short while from this dark tomb of awareness!…
"Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."
It's reminiscent of this photo by Louisiana native Quinn Miller that went viral.
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wellllll, if 'n y'alls like THAT, then digs THIS :
Been there. After I got my illustrious degree and found that the entire country was short on jobs, I was a manager at a well known shoe store. When talking to a woman who hated me from the word go and I have no idea why. I wasn't rude or mean in any way. She was buying shoes for her son, she looked at me and said,…
Dick's!!!! God, how I love me some Dick's. A Deluxe, a cheese, a fry and a little cup of onions. I want to be buried with them.
In-N-Out forever. Except too bad their fries are literally the saddest fries in existence. But you cannot beat their burgers. A truly dedicated person would get an In-N-Out burger, McDonald's fries, and a Wendy's chocolate Frosty for the ultimate fast food triumvirate.
"Who the hell gets tuna well done?"
Hahahaha bonus points for "QQ."
Yes to all of this.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal and tip your wait staff.
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Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(
I once drove an hour and a half to get to a state that had 7-11s so I could buy a Slurpee.
I want that so much right now I hate you. FEED ME SEYMOUR!