Dang, she's rocking a better beard than I am.

You're blowing my mind, man.

I did the exact same thing for my post-college job interviews! Hand-me-down high five!

That sounds suspiciously like a challenge.

"Fish AI." Well, at least they're creative.

Totally thought that was a butt at first glance.

Does anyone else find that the grocery stores in their area change their prices too often for this to be useful? I've never really noticed, but my co-workers who frequent the same stores I do claim that's the case and my price book is worthless.

Alright, you've piqued my interest. This could be good.

I'm curious about seeing a "plus-kids" article like this as well. I don't have a family yet, but I spend a lot of time worrying about the financial aspect of it.

I'm the only one who sees this as someone making Obama the target of a really clumsy blowjob joke?

I'm a grown-ass man and I still do that.

This actually makes me a lot more interested in playing it. Am I the only one who just really, really hates zombies?

I'm the only one who looks at the picture and sees a really clumsy blowjob joke?

As an Ontarian, I whole-heartedly agree. The provincial monopoly on booze is ridiculous, and the markup from overpaying their glorified cashiers is almost enough to make me give up the sauce.

The superior wing-consumption method is to eat each wing sandwiched between two slices of American cheese.

That might explain why you could slice cheese with my Shep's cheekbones in the first two games.....

This is based on research from a bunch of weird gem websites; your mileage may vary, I guess.

To be clear, I don't believe a word of it. But she does, and I'm happy to play along.

Maybe it's just me, but I can't see why anyone would pick the default character appearance in a game like Mass Effect. My first time through, I must have spent half an hour trying to make a Shepard that looked like me.

(Only to end up with something that looked like the ginger guy from Grey's Anatomy got his nose…

DO consider options other than diamonds.

Some people prefer dark hair, others prefer dark skin, others don't like either of those. Different strokes for different folks.