I realized what this article reminds me of: that scene in Undercover Brother where Dave Chappelle's character goes off on another character for telling him "good morning," and launches into a rant about the racist connotations of the phrase.

What does race have to do with the word "thug"? A thug is anyone using dumb, brute force to get their way, like a group of factory workers intimidating the new guy for working too fast and making them look bad.

If the nonwhite writer isn't a transgendered Native American dwarf, can we start another Kickstarter to sue Dunham for discriminating against the transgendered, Native American, and dwarf communities?

Given what I've seen of people, the only difference between that video and how things would play out in real life is that the cultists would keep their pants. And even that's not a guarantee.

That happened to me on my first playthrough too. I was SHOCKED. Needless to say, it made the NEXT life-or-death decision a lot easier.

I had the same thing happen to me, but with frying pans.

From my own experience: Things won't work out exactly the way you thought they would when you made your pre-move budget (you did do that, right?) but it's a good starting point.

Flip side of this: Intentionally making people feel bad about themselves by changing the leading question. Mua ha ha.

If you used Fibonacci numbers instead of sequential, you'd have saved $82,627,571,271 (excluding interest) by the end of the year. Then again, if you could afford to do that, you wouldn't be the sort of person who needs a savings plan like this.

Every time Hillary Clinton's possible candidacy comes up, we see a lot of comments to the effect of "I don't care who it is, if we get a woman president I'll be happy." Does that frighten anyone else? At least PRETEND you're choosing your leader based on their policies rather than physical characteristics; otherwise…

Personally, I like knowing that if I were for some reason brought into a police station on suspicion of a crime, I could supply my phone's GPS records as evidence that I was somewhere else entirely. But maybe that's just me.

My mom would be ecstatic if "Chinese" people were not allowed to have driver's licenses. Your move, Orlando.

Speaking of pasta: my girlfriend's father swears up and down that rinsing pasta after it's been cooked is not only NOT a hell-worthy sin, but actually a good thing. Needless to say, I don't believe him. Are there ANY situations in which rinsing your pasta is good, short of dropping it in sand?

I just about lost it when I saw the grill.

For the Torontonians in the audience: Any tips on where to get an inexpensive suit in the city, and where to get it tailored?

This refers to a layer of hair [...] beneath the chest piece.

It wasn't really explained in the episode how the earlier Doctors knew to come to Gallifrey and what to do, but my guess is that Hurt, Tennant, and Smith went back through their timeline and recruited everyone knowing full well that nobody but Smith would remember. Capaldi (the Thirteenth) knew to be there because he…

From what I understand, the Doctor gave all kinds of different answers about his age during the Classic series (Doctors 1-7)*. Eccleston didn't say much about his age as far as I remember, and Tennant consistently claimed to be a few years older than 900. Smith stuck with 900 for a while, but then went travelling on…

Nah, what they said was that John Hurt's Doctor (the "old guy") is 400 years younger than Matt Smith's Doctor. Assuming that Matt Smith's Doctor is telling the truth about his age, which he's not even sure if he's doing.

I always appreciate tips on a new bourbon to try. Thanks for the list, Mr G!