ZephyrMarie
ZephyrMarie
ZephyrMarie

Isn’t it pretty much agreed upon that when you see this:

So much this, I will admit my bitchiness at parents. I hate you mom or dad with kids in a plane I won’t give up my carefully purchased seat for you or any of your monsters to be more comfortable, talk to the flight attendant and hace her bribe me out of my seat.

“[...] some coked up rich girl puked in it in the 80s).”

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

lol, I’m not going to put my naked body on the internet ever again. Like I need more opportunity for someone to wreck my professional life.

Or your shift is at an hour where public transportation isn’t an option. Cities may never sleep, but suburbs do, and busses don’t run at 0130. At my last job, even though it started at a pretty reasonably 0700, my commute by bus would have been 2 hours, and the busses weren’t running at 0500. My car commute was only

Bolivian woman learns one weird trick to getting pregnant! Reproductive endocrinologists hate her!

First off, nobody mentioned actual violence by a pastor or other religious leader. You did. And show me one place in America that this has happened without law enforcement getting involved. One.

Having grown up in Texas public schools in a city with one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country, this jives well with my own experience. Girls used oral contraceptives to attempt abortion pretty regularly. Not to mention the even more dangerous methods. It’s a serious problem that’s only getting worse.

I’m sorry - are you telling women they need to be more sensitive to expectations put on men, and their needs, on a post that’s literally about women being unfairly required to shoulder the burden of men’s needs, and their family’s needs, without reciprocation?

Are pretzel dicks even kosher?

Their world begins with a golden spoon and ends with a golden parachute. They believe they are better people who deserve better lives. They believe that other people who don’t have what they have simply got what they deserved. Because they equate net worth with human worth, they believe the majority of people are

Only 1600s kids will get this x

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

This is the kind of thing Bobby Newport’s dad would do.

Honestly, I think it speaks more to American culture. We’re taught (through movies, tv, political rhetoric, etc.) that only “pussies” talk to their enemies or negotiate with those they feel are “wrong.” Just look at the republican debates - everyone saying they’d never speak to Putin but they’d throw troops at him to

See what happens when the Supreme court allows Lebanese marriages? Destroying marriages, just like they said!

You also have to remember that Huckabee pardoned violent convicted rapist, Wayne DuMond, because he thought that, “...Supervision under parole was important.”

I’m saying that some people never do this stuff. Plenty of people are just lazy. They don’t buy baseball tickets for their friends. They don’t send flowers to their moms. They don’t offer to pick up coffee for their busy coworker. It’s shitty and will have bad consequences for the relationship - but that doesn’t mean