uh i would like to be somewhere w netflix and chinese food

Thank you from every woman that really do work on cars!!!!!!!! 5 billion stars.

THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE TOO!!!

Here’s the thing though - they’re doing this on purpose. I think the GOP is turning into a ludicrous shitshow on purpose, because their intention is to make Jeb Bush look reasonable. When the rest of the GOP candidates are absolutely fucking insane, Jeb Bush begins to look reasonable by comparison... he wins the…

It’s truly baffling how many people think that everyone handles fear and anxiety over things like MAYBE I HAVE CANCER the same. She has the opportunity to shave seven days off of freaking out over a lump, and you guys are going to split hairs over who had to take a few more glasses of mountain dew to table 12 during…

He got an Outstanding in Divination class when he sat for his OWLS.

We deserve to go extinct. Let the super intelligent octopi have the world for all I care. We had our chance and we blew it.

I've played wine pong. Would not recommend.

You’re actually kind of sadly right in terms of view. Our anger is seen as wild emotional displays that should be discredited because of owning a uterus. I do my part by telling my boyfriend to calm the fuck down all the time. He gets angry over little things like a child. And so I treat him as one. Nobody is as…

Meanwhile, in Alabama...https://legiscan.com/AL/bill/HB527/… (Because the antis can’t control themselves and might go into schools near clinics).

Ugh. Are we also going to see a return of the whale tail? *shudder*

If you think anything has changed for the better you haven’t been in the workforce long enough. Angry should still be the default position.

Wait, you don’t want fundamentalist christians using your country, identity and/or culture as a proxy to fuel their eschatolorgasm?

And here I always thought Ross was the shittiest Geller...

Welp, duh, don’t you know that Prince shows up randomly for births? He’s like the stork, only better, because he’s Prince.

So, women should just automatically assume that all men will violate their trust? And if a woman doesn't assume that men are going to violate her trust, and she sends him a nude picture, it is equally her fault when the man, due to his untrustworthy nature, posts it on the internet?

This stuff is just always the worst. Yes, we have to educate kids about sexting and trust and the ways that technology lowers your inhibitions. No, we don’t need to blame them when they fuck up and tell them that their life is over.

SEIZE THE FUCKING BUCKET!

California, here. We have none of those establishments, nor do we use the term “dip” related to ice cream. I have to assume this is a regional thing.