KFVS Heartland News. I’m from Missouri, and stories like this are why calling the midwest the “heartland” is so stupid. We’re every bit as corrupt here as anywhere else. We’re just better at finding Bible verses that make us feel better about it.

Yes! LET THE PEOPLE OFF OF THE TRAIN BEFORE YOU PUSH YOUR WAY ONTO THE TRAIN! I was really surprised not to see that one I live in Phoenix area and that's the #1 infraction. #2 Having to listen to some idiots ghetto drama phone convo. #3 having to listen to some shitty new rap artist on a wireless speaker (I grew up…

YOUTHS

One time a workman told my husband that the reason the invoice was different from what I had told my husband pay (I had talked to the workman initially) was because “women are bad at math”. My husband just put the checkbook away without paying, and said “I will let her know what you had to say. And may god have mercy…

That's awesome! I learned this tactic from a friend of mine who works in property management. I was living in a place with an incredibly negligent PM/landlord company. One time my power went off and their office and emergency line were unresponsive. I went to stay with her and wrote them a shitload of emails, phone…

No, you were right to begin with. Their "correction" is bullshit, as they're being disingenuously naive here:

I just saw a headline about Ronda Rousey getting in a WWE ring recently and had to come back to apologize for my 'nitpicky' comment. Go home Jen, you're drunk.

I WANT A SALLY SPIN-OFF GODDAMNIT!

and we ESPECIALLY don't expel bloody tampons when we poop.

if you had better reading comprehension you'd be able to understand that i agree with you and DGAF about period empowerment in north america really — however, it's good to know that you shit your pants every month for a week straight bro

Whatever, there was no marriage until the Christian God (THE ONLY GOD) was like, "Let there be light and also marriage. But not for the gays because that's icky." Also that happened 6000 years ago and paleontologists are just a bunch of dirty liars. Fact.

I find all registries and wedding gifts greedy so if you're going to beg for presents at least beg for something you want.

Have you ever met people? They are, by and large, the worst.

"The term "open" relationship is a contradiction in itself anyway. All it is is sanctioned cheating. Someone saying they have an open relationship is like saying you saw a tall short guy. Doesnt make sense."

Don't forget Ash Ketchum, who's 10-years-old when he goes to hunt down potentially dangerous wild beasts and imprison them and press them into a life of blood sport.

I think it goes white flag>red flag>Jolly Roger.

Kim Kardashian, please.

You have to remember to turn it to the right setting, though