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Dat mustache...

Not to Godwin, but... guns, blue eyes, and blonde hair?

"And when they pulled the beds apart two days later, a small red fern had - inexplicably - sprouted in the Berber carpet beneath them." - the part the story left out, but it's ok because I added it just now.

Yeah, that was specifically the part that got me. Hearing an actor's voice you recognize in a game isn't weird, but randomly running into an avatar of the actor themselves just hanging out in the game world threw me so hard I spent five seconds wondering whether my XBox had been conferring with its Netflix app and…

I don't think I could go to a wedding like this unless it was outside. I hate being high (I get anxiety attacks) and I've ended up high before in enclosed spaces where there were multiple people smoking at the same time. I can imagine being at a wedding and everyone lighting a joint after the main course like it was …

Okay I'm just going to say it. Weed is boring. If you have an obsession with marijuana and do things like this or are a 'connoisseur' of the the different 'types' then you're a loser. Grow the fuck up.

I think it's perfectly acceptable. I'll take it. I appreciate that they decided to go with the completely sensible Greek Amazon woman warrior angle.

And in classic Pirelli style, the calendar will promptly explode and send you straight into Maldonado when you turn the month to February.

The cooking section is awesome:

Team chest hair all the way <3

I'll add to your new fact for the day: the Cassandra Clare books are written by former fanfiction BFD Cassandra Claire-with-an-I, and the first book, City of Bones (turned into a movie last summer), is modeled after an incestuous fanfic she wrote about Ginny and Ron Weasley :) (She also plagiarizes other people as…

PSA: Please do not engage with w33zy-b4by

I know this is a very serious issue, but every time I see ISIS, all I can think of is this:

Here is her quote that was included in the story that ran on Gawker (not sure if it is here because I didn't read the story itself just the comments):

"I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year." Yeah, Gwyneth, that's because you're not that great at acting.

I'm sorry:/ I just re-watched Teeth. Blame the director, Lichtenstein (and my viewing habits).

What is in a last name? That which we call a child, by any other last name, would be as much a twice bless-ed pain in the ass.

The headline makes it sound like she's got a colostomy bag on her hip or something. Her pump just looks like a pager...not super obtrusive. I mean, good for her for gaining confidence in herself, but she still looks 95% like the other contestants.

I know from the sound of this guy I wouldn't want to fuck him either.