I'm not sure she sexually assaulted Mr. McGraw. What was he wearing?

Had to look up what that was. $200 for lotion???? Is it made from Marie Antoinette's cryogenically frozen period blood or something??

BS. There is a lot of photoshopping going on in those shots.

Since Sept. 26, state officials have banned 76 Aramark employees from prisons for "serious misconduct" that includes unspecified relationships with inmates, security violations and importing contraband.

I am currently planning my small backyard wedding. I really hope that the whole thing slides in at (or under)$3,000. Full disclosure: my mother is a florist and both my father and my fiancées father are photographers. I would be eloping if I didn't love my father so god damn much. Jerk wants to walk me down the isle.…

I have a friend who used to get the exact same stock message from a guy once every 6 months, on various sites. She always responded with "David, we know each other, I dated one of your friends, we've been at parties together, this is now the (insert number of times he'd sent the message) you've sent this message to…

I'd like to thank you for changing my life.

Women know it's a thing. Men don't realize it's a thing because they've been taught that "Women Aren't Visual".... we're not 'supposed' to enjoy looking at male bodies, so therefore they think we don't. They're so brainwashed by media messaging that they think any form of male skin-exposure, or body-flattering…

That amount of money ($1,700) is just ridiculous. Honestly, I would have said no the second I found out it would cost so much. You can buy a dress at David's for $150 or less and then give your friend a $50 gift and not have to go into debt. People who think they deserve hen parties and wedding weekends and all sorts…

Funnily enough, I'm going to point the finger at capitalism and Texas. 1) Find someone to do the job at the lowest available pricing. 2) Deregulate. It's the greed. They made $450 per body, but why dig three holes when you can did one hole and still make three times the pay? If someone else had wanted the job, they…

For afternoon coffee?

Perhaps they failed to take this into consideration.

All this about health, but in those pictures it's the thin woman who has a cigarette in her mouth, and nobody's up in arms about lung cancer.

I went from being a lazy person to being a HOLY SHIT LAZY AS FUCK person thanks to my bf. I'm a pant size larger, still have no savings, well the list goes on. But fuck I'm happy.

I liked Gary Oldman, but Sofia Vergara wins as far as I'm concerned. Nothin' wrong with a dick in your mouth, Sofia. I'd love it if people could figure out that accusing someone of being slutty or performing some sort of sex act is stupid. There's just nothing shameful about any of it (as long as it's consensual, of…

"Don't Peggy Olsen Me" is my new favorite thing ever.

You missed this gem of the story: