I would watch a show of just Charlie and Diane antagonizing each other.

Just because you’re over 40 doesn’t mean you can’t...look like a Limited Edition Dan Marino Barbie dipped in Murphy’s Oil Soap

I don’t care if people think we’re scum. We are scum. I’m fighting it just like you, but honestly... their assessment is not wrong. If other countries treat us differently because of Trump, then it’s earned.

It is incredibly consistently bad across all CVSes. It is impossible to go in there and not have to wait while the cashier comes out from behind the register to see if in fact the sign way down the aisle indicates that the peanut M&Ms are eligible for the buy one get one 50% offer or if the deal is only good on plain…

The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

i mourn the chubby andy dwyer version of chris pratt.

I didn’t listen to it for ages, because I had a poli sci professor who was obsessed with the White House performance Miranda did in 2009(?) and played it about 8 times in class. And I thought it was really weird and you’re making a hip hop musical about WHAT good luck with THAT buddy. And when the play did finally hit…

Take a moment to watch his Drunk History episode if you can...It’s delightful

They are referring to the statistic that if there is a gun in the home your husband is more likely to murder you.

She has excellent hair extensions.

Wrong. The Golden Girls was and is and always will be a much better show. Also, Dorothy would be the Miranda. Or maybe a Miranda and Carrie combo. Sophia is really more of an Anthony.

Some of this started a year into my 4 year marriage. It’s been 3 since we had sex. It’s still incredible because I married my best friend. The sex was never great and neither of us misses it (yes, I believe him) We actually decided to be polya (my idea since I’m sick) but he’s never taken me up on it. When life falls…

Also I hear their periods attract bears

literally WHEN can i move in

They said Most Men. Most Men (also, Most People) are kind of boring and unimaginative, and believe All Women should look like a Playmate or something equally unchallenging. Personally, Basic doesn’t interest me that much, and probably not you, either.

There’s no one more intense about how a particular universe is supposed to play out than fanfiction authors, slash fiction in particular, and EL James is the most successful slash fiction author of all time, so....

Well, our Governor(MA resident) did honor and we are part of the 12 States that have done so far.

She knows reefer when she smells it.