You think the woman chooses the man more in American culture? I disagree entirely. We still live in a culture where men are the pursuers. A woman who goes after a guy is seen as totally desperate.

At my company you don’t even start accruing until the January after your first anniversary. So, if you were hired in March of this year, you wouldn’t start accruing until January of 2019. We get one week a year, so the person starting in march wouldn’t be able to take their first vacation until after January 2020. …

Don’t do it. Look at my (avatar’s) hair. You wanna look like and old grandmother, huh? HUH?*

And Obama’s signature looks like a baby T-Rex playing with a ball of yarn.

I’m in luck — due to my choice to be 6'5, the person in front of me effectively has little choice on whether to lean back, since my knees are necessarily pinned against the back of his seat. An attempt to recline results in a yowl of pain, usually followed by another, louder yelp when they immediately try again with…

“What if Commander Riker were a 90s tv mom?”

Happy days! I detest these intsagram celebs and look forward to their downfall.

Yeah the weed smokers I know insist they don’t smell or their clothes don’t smell later on. Um yes I can smell that you are/have been smoking weed dumbass.

I think the best way to describe Boston is “progressive... a lot of ignorance”.

It would be a Pepsi

My husband puts every. single. article of dirty clothing on the floor RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HAMPER. Like even if he takes his clothes off in the bathroom, he’ll pick them up and carry them through the bedroom and drop them on the floor RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HAMPER. I want to rip out my own eyeballs sometimes.

What is amazing is I have shared meals with men I could imagine having sex with, were we unattached, and we just didn’t have sex. In fact, as a monogamously married woman, I regularly don’t have sex with people I am attracted to. The secret is that, instead of having sex with people who aren’t my husband, I don’t do…

Oh oh they just wanted to keep their livelihoods?! They’ll do anything to put food on the table? Really? Why don’t they just work harder and pull themselves up by their bootstraps then? No one owes them anything right? That’s what they tell all the other colors of poors! The hypocrisy is astonishing. Guess it’s easier…

I’m very picky about my tinted moisturizer, having been in the beauty industry and received and tried every one under the sun for free. My favorite is Too Faced Beaury Balm. It has physical sunscreen (a must for me and anyone else whose skin is sensitive to chemical additives and wants more photostable protection out…

I’m very picky about my tinted moisturizer, having been in the beauty industry and received and tried every one…

In 1998, one day after her divorce form Kenneth Branagh Gilderoy Lockhart became final, Emma Thompson Professor Trelawney received a call in her trailer

I had a Barbie computer that when you pushed the keyboard, the screen would light up with pre-fab text. Somehow I think their ultrasounds are going to look like that.

Because it’s a men’s tie.

As an American: Good. I hope our reputation goes in the fucking toilet. I hope that other countries learn from our mistake and mock the ever-loving shit out of us in the process. I hope Trump gets laughed out of the UN when he tries to walk in there like his dumb ass owns the place. We are a dumb fucking country, and…

Absolutely. They voted for a cult of personality, not an agenda. That’s why, as all of use screamed from the rooftops about our concerns about his agenda, the response was pretty much always re: personality (i.e., I don’t like her, she’s shrill, whatever) or event (i..e, Benghazi, emails) related. I honestly have no…

This is the one that pisses me right the fuck off.