A lot of people do. I had to explain to my lovely boyfriend that I ENJOY having my own money and I absolutely would pay my share when we moved in together. After talking, he realized he liked the power spending money gave him, and he liked the feeling of having power over me by providing. It was fucking mind blowing…

This is true..but the fact is that they don’t care. In fact, many of them likely think the woman deserves death, maiming or harm by attempting an abortion. It’s her fault, therefore she deserves the punishment of death. They call themselves ‘pro life’ but they’re simply not.

I thought this picture was taken in 1992.

I took xanax once before a medical procedure to ‘help with my anxiety’ and afterwards I just wanted to cuddle and hug everyone. Xanax turns me into a lovesick hippy.

Or he could have just not been a dick. Like he could have not told 12 year old me that it was ‘all in my head’ and that I was ‘overreacting’ when a few staples popped out and caused me great amounts of pain. Instead of tromping into my room and pulling back my covers to check my wound he could have said ‘hey, I’m…

So? I had an emergency splenectomy and nearly died of sepsis...wanna know the one thing I remember clearly about that few weeks in the hospital? My Doctor was a complete asshole. Did he save my life? Yep. Am I grateful? Sure! Was he still an asshole that I fought to never see again after my follow ups and heartily…

This looks like shit my bestie and I would come up with when we were bored in 8th grade sewing class. In fact, I should probably call her and have her find all of our old pictures because we may have a copyright case a-brewin.

Oh man. Pretty much 90% of the time when a guy broke it off with one of my ladyfriends because he ‘just wasn’t ready for commitment’ or ‘wasn’t ready for a baby’ or ‘wasn’t ready to settle down’ etc etc. within a year he was married and had a baby on the way.

Duuuude, I worked at Logan too and it was hands down the worst place I've ever worked.

You’d be surprised. Low pay=Employees that don’t give a fuck. I worked for a contracted ground service company for a while and it's surprisingly difficult to find a good employee who knows how not to run into a plane for $8 an hour.

That legit happened to me once. Went to a friend of a friends to buy some weed because I had a shitty week and my regular dude was at some camp or something, he went to his room to grab it and when he came back he was just wearing a pair of white tube socks. No joke, he pointed to his gentleman sausage and winked at…

Or assholes (I.e. Me) who will gladly walk through your stupid fucking selfie stick if you’re fucking dumb enough to try and take a selfie at the top of the stairs at a BUSY FUCKING SUBWAY STATION. So far, I have karate chopped 3 selfie sticks and simply walked through quite a few more if they’re blocking the…

Just get married and don’t tell anyone. Do the courthouse thing, wait a year, have a reception/bbq/get together to celebrate. My bestie and his wife did this and it was AWESOME.

Daaaang. My Mom is all ‘weddings are for fools, get married in Vegas and then have a bbq/reception when you visit next’. I feel like a party pooper because I have zero interest in having a wedding or planning a wedding or doing the whole -moon thing. My Mom got married in my grandparents basement when she was 19 and…

A friend of mines ex fiance ghosted on her... While she was 5 months pregnant with their kid and they lived together. She came home from work and all his shit was gone and he disappeared. About a year later his MOM called her asking for the ring back, she was like bitch, I'm raising your asshole disappearing sons kid…

Uhhhh, I do. And I frequently leave it at home when I go to work.

I worked for a cabin cleaning crew company for a while and allllll the blame can be out in the airlines for being cheap asses. They contract out these services to companies who purposely exploit workers (especially new immigrants which they target heavily) disregard safety standard, pay shit wages and offer no…

I was pulling for Palin/Bachman myself. Can you even imagine?!

Those clothes are the weird dude that used to follow me home from HS and then stand across the street and chain smoke.

I’m 6’2 and had a guy who was 6’7 tell me I was too tall for him. I've tried dating men who were shorter and I have no issue with it, but dudes do not like dating women taller than they are in general.