Fredericks was where I discovered boobs could be bigger than a DD and that I was several sizes over that. Bought a super cute F cup and will be forever thankful for letting me branch out into better fitting bras.

I’m so jealous of people who get ‘runners highs’. My boyfriend is always waxing poetic about his runners high and how much he loves it, meanwhile I slog through a 10k miserable the entire time and hating it.

Except they don’t view them as actual people, or as parents. They are mindless ‘thugs’ and not worthy of being considered people. They are ‘other’ and therefore not worthy. It’s fucking sad and reminds me of this article:

But isn’t that the great thing about being white and Christian? You get to be the persecuted oppressive majority!

This happened to me on my 13th birthday, except we had rented a limo to pick me and my ‘friends’ up from school and take us to a skating rink where my parents had rented the place out. I have a genetic disorder as well, and because people are assholes they assumed because of my surgeries and complete openness with my…

Seriously. My HS had a ‘meet at the pole’ thing a few days a week, had Christian prayers before football games and student council meetings etc etc on and on. Nobody who wasn’t part of those groups said anything because they were 90%+ of the school. I got out as quickly as I could.

I’ve always wanted to start a punk bluegrass band and now I want to name it Creeping Sharia.

Yep. I sold everything I owned and moved across the country for new job opportunities. Honestly, it hasn’t been super fun and being away from friends and family, living in a shithole apartment with a bunch of college kids and being alone 90% of the time isn’t great.

I’ve known a few people who took some time off after HS to save up for college or to figure out what they REALLY wanted to do so they didn’t waste a ton of money on student loans for a worthless degree. Out of those people, most are still working low paying jobs 10ish years later because it turns out that it’s really…

You know those things that make you laugh and there really isn’t much of a logical reason and your friends think you’re an idiot for it? This is one. The other is that Katy Perry has a cat named Kitty Purry.

When I saw those glass walls I thought ‘How fucking cool would that be to have those here?!’ and then I immediately thought ‘they’d be stolen/broken/graffitied within 48 hours’. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I’m in Boston, and my boss has strongly encouraged those of us who take the subway to adjust our schedules accordingly so we don’t hit the train after Sox games. He’s awesome like that. Nothing punchier than being on a train full of drunk, obnoxious Red Sox fans.

I’ve seen both of those things (sushi and toenails) on both the green line, red line and more than one bus line. I’ve also seen people make tuna salad (opening the can, adding mayonnaise and relish, mixing and making sandwiches), a woman cutting her sons hair on a damn moving train with scissors, a guy on a motorcycle…

Because people don’t give a fuck. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again... the scree of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY aka I’ve got mine so fuck you has destroyed any modicum of etiquette in this country. People just give no fucks at all about anyone or anything around them as long as they’re comfortable and doing what…

I’ve shut the door on people when they tried to sneak past me through the back doors at JFK. Fuck those people. If they sent an MBTA police/whatever person to Central station they’d probably make a shit ton of money in fines from fare jumpers.

THIS. Add to that people stopping at the bottom and top of stairs and then looking at their cell phones or looking around blocking everyone. I’m 6’2 and I will mow your ass down with no fucks left to give.

I worked at an airport for a while and have a box full of those cheapo earbuds. I carry a few in my purse and don’t hesitate to hand them out.

This has been my life lately. My normal bus has been basically nonexistent so I’ve been taking a much more crowded bus home from work. People walk in the front of the bus and stop, bottlenecking fucking everything and then giving ME a dirty look when I barge past them to get to the back area because there’s literally…

Definitely depends on where you live. I lived in a coastal town in California (mostly touristy) and I was the only person in my rather large group of friends that lived alone in their 20s. Jobs paid shit and having empty vacation homes drove up rent prices because there was nothing available. The average wage was…

2 ice cream sandwiches, 4 shots of espresso. Blend. Breakfast.