ZephyrMarie
ZephyrMarie
ZephyrMarie

My boyfriend and I have drunkenly ate ribs and wings sitting on the kitchen floor in our underwear on more than one occasion. We didn’t want to get our clothes dirty. Do couples not normally do this?

#teamcrockpot

My boyfriend owns a duplex and I told him that while I’m totally cool with moving in with him sometime this year, eventually once I’m making a bit more money I’ll be renting the apartment downstairs.

YES. More than once I have gone to a guys house for the first time (or hell, for a hookup) and turned around and walked out. These were grown ass men in their thirties that looked like they lived in a messy college dorm room with pizza boxes stacked in the corner, beer cans on the floor and in one amazing case, a

My boyfriend is very function over form. His house was basically full of stuff he’d picked up for free when his friends moved or his parents were cleaning up. It basically looked like a midwestern garage sale threw up in his house. After reorganizing his kitchen and living room (with his permission of course, it’s his

For a group of people who are constantly yelling about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, it’s amazing how little any of them have.

My boyfriend has a crush on him and I told him if they ever hook up to figure out how he gets his eyebrows so on point. And then to ask if he’ll pretend to be kinda into ladies for just a little bit so I can get in on that action.

I've always wanted to dress all fancy for a wedding, but the only one's I've been invited to are pinterest mason jar barn-raising out in the coooooountry weddings. I also have to be kinda careful because in heels I'm 6'6ish and tend to draw attention..not exactly the thing you want to do at weddings.

Yep. I do like the mechanics of some of the crossfit exercises but I have weak joints and have dropped more than one personal trainer (including my own cousin) who pushed me to the point of injury because "PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY". No, pain is your body telling you to chill because you're going to end up

I will 100% support this. I've probably got a solid $500 worth of sports bras that I've tried and not liked, and I've owned 2 Panache's and LOVE them. I'm a 36HH and 6'2 tall for reference.

I will 100% support this. I've probably got a solid $500 worth of sports bras that I've tried and not liked, and

I went 10ish years ago and it was fun as hell.

She looks VERY similar to my Oma. Facial structure, hair and salmon colored jumpsuit. Add a tie belt and angry German accent and you've got my childhood.

They look so wholesome and adorable like they'll be delivering tea to your nanna and then mowing her lawn because it's just the gentlemanly thing to do.

That's AWESOME. Kinda on the same vein, my sister worked at an ice cream place (franchised chain) and the owners had different sized spoons for the toppings depending on how expensive it was. So, basic sprinkles got a big spoon but cherry preserves got a teeny spoon. The owners would watch them via webcam from home

Seriously. When my sister was young (age 6 or so) she was throwing a FIT in an Olive Garden. My parents had just about enough and told her if she didn't shut up the Olive Garden Police would come and arrest her. One of the servers overheard and he came over, flashed a fake 'badge' and said 'I'm Olive Garden Officer

Ugh. I had one of my brother’s friends hit on me a while back and was completely grossed out and squicked by it. I was 29 at the time, he was 20. I just cannot imagine a 13 year old.... I don’t care how ‘mature’ the elder person claims the kid was. They’re children, not adults.

I LOVE acting, being on stage, and I played in a few bands over the years and have never had a bout of stage fright. However, I'm a HUGE introvert and prefer to be alone the vast majority of the time. Even the thought of having a wedding makes me feel uncomfortable and if I do one day get married I hope the guy I

I asked dudes out for years, but nothing came to fruition. All I got was either flakes or the guy thought I was just into hooking up and was ‘easy’ because I made the first move.

Yeppppp. I met my lovely boyfriend online after SIX YEARS of meeting nothing but ‘chill hang-out’ dudes. He took me out for an actual date, called it a date and when we parted ways he called me about an hour later to make sure I got home ok and to let me know he had a great time and would love to see me again. It was

My Grandpa was a pro golfer back in the early 90s and still plays a mean game today, and even he says the sport is dumb and the only reason he was interested was because it’s where all the business deals went down. Plus he was pretty good at it without any real effort. Grandpa humblebrag.