My celebrity crushes are definitely Kat Dennings and Judy Greer....I guess I just like super snarky ladies who don't give a fuck? Interestingly, my celebrity crushes are mostly women, my boyfriends are mostly men. We're straight. I guess that's just how things worked out?

It never will. My sister and I recently had an argument about the time she pushed me off of a slip-n-slide when I was 9ish and she was 5ish. I just turned 31.

I was breaking in a corset a few years back and I'm rather well endowed. My sister had cooked dinner and walked over to me with a plate, looked at me, then just set the plate on my boobs and walked away. That night, I ate dinner off of a plate on my boob table. Incredibly handy.

I'm 6'2 with pretty large chesticles and I've had several offers to do dominatrix modeling/work over the last few years. I have no doubts whatsoever she could easily make that money from randos online.

Ha, yeah. I would rather have an 'organic' meeting as well, but when you're 6'2 and built like a linebacker the 'cute guy' doesn't ask to see you again after a party. After years and years of trying I gave up and went the online route and even then I've only had one success out of...I lost count.

It's the opposite for me...I've never dated anyone I hung out with and already spent time with. The only guys I've dated I met via online dating sites. I have had a few guys pretend to like me to get to my sister or my other friends though...so I guess that's nice?

It's funny, because NONE of my friends are getting married and having babies. In fact, most of my friends are very single...I'm one of the few in a relationship at all. I've been to one wedding in the past 10 years and I'm 31 years old.

I'm assuming the same goes for any other prescribed medication? Like if you need heart medication? You can just go out and buy it yourself!

While I don't think I'll ever be getting married (I have a lovely boyfriend, but he freaks out if I leave a pair of socks at his house after staying over so I don't really see marriage in our future) if I did, I would elope and nobody would be invited. Then, maybe have a reception/party in someone's backyard. No…

Yep. So many women look so cute wearing their boyfriend's/husbands/whatevers oversized shirts and I just look like a linebacker with tits. blurgh.

My family and I still puff paint things. Then we wear them out in hopes we can embarrass one another. It never works, unfortunately.

And would any of those places pay my rent? Truly doubtful. And are any of those places actually hiring? Maybe for part time/minimum wage. Even with a bachelor's degree the jobs in my area pay in the mid teens and I live in a major metropolitan area.

I think it depends on your body type. I have enormous knockers and I'm super tall (6'+) so anything crew neck looks ridiculous on me and makes my boobs look even bigger. I think if you have a fairly slim figure with smaller boobs and hips that dress would look really good.

It's like the shit I used to do to MY clothes (either laces, ribbon or safety pins) when I thought I was cool in HS. Spoiler alert - I was not cool.

and now I want my pumps to all have sneaker treads.

It looks like that sarcastic smile someone who thinks they're better than you gives you right before they spin and walk away.

Must be nice... in this economic climate many people (including myself) have to choose whoever is willing to employ us to keep a roof over our heads. Not a lot of choice going on for many.

Seriously. Considering I've had three of my guy friends have children show up on their doorstep in the past 2 years (and 2 of them were married during the time those kids were conceived....and yes, there were paternity tests done) I think it'd be a great idea. I guess hooking up with random women in other countries…

Makes me kinda happy me and my friends are uggos that won't be married anytime soon. I'm 30 and I've been to two weddings...one for my aunt when I was maybe 10, the other 3 years ago for a HS friend.

When I was...maybe 5 or 6 I tried to pry open a cantaloupe using a butcher knife because I was a smart kid and all. I proceeded to nearly chop my index finger off and made the kitchen look like a crime scene because of my yelling and flailing about. 5 stitches later, the picture of the crime scene picture with me…