As if I have time to do all of that. I literally tear it apart and eat it with a spoon. Sometimes I take the time to put french vanilla ice cream in the middle and use it as a bowl. A delicious, bacteria ridden death bowl.

You can pry my cantaloupes out of my cold, dead hands.

The funny thing is that I WENT to trade school straight out of high school. To advance in my trade (i.e. to get a position that pays decent money) they now require a degree ON TOP of the trade certificates. So, I wasted the better part of my 20s building up skills and a great reputation only to be told I needed that…

Most of the people I know went to college because they had to. Even entry level jobs that should require no more than a HS diploma (if that) are now requiring undergraduate degrees. I see plenty of admin asst. jobs that pay in the 9-10 an hour range that require BS/BA degrees and say 'masters preferred' and I have…

I had a guy bring his wife on a first date...and I had NO Idea he was going to do that. It was surprising, and I appreciated his honesty but I was also not interested at all in being the 'other girlfriend'. I think that kind of relationship is awesome, don't get me wrong, but it's just not for me.

My uncle had a vasectomy, my aunt continued to take bc pills (hormonal reasons) and my cousin who was born in that situation also approves this message.

Yep. I have a friend who is a 28E and her boobs are tiny. She went through a time period where she would try her damndest to convince random people of her breast size, then realized they could just fuck right off. That whole 'But I'm a DD, you can't POSSIBLY be bigger than me?!!' Not realizing that band size is far…

Yeah, I actually have really bad trust issues due to the several men I met through OKC who were in relationships or married. I mean...probably 75% of the men I met ended up being with someone else. Luckily, my boyfriend understands that and is super supportive of my slight insecurity and slowly getting over it.

I met my current bf through OKC as well...and every once in a while we'll recount a horror story and then realize how lucky we are.

Ha, semi reminds me of a dude I saw for a few weeks through OKCupid. We went out a few times, he invited me over to his place for dinner/movie etc. When I showed up, I thought it was odd that there were lots of pictures of him and another woman, including pictures obviously taken at a wedding...THEIR wedding. I…

Ha, semi reminds me of a dude I saw for a few weeks through OKCupid. We went out a few times, he invited me over to his place for dinner/movie etc. When I showed up, I thought it was odd that there were lots of pictures of him and another woman, including pictures obviously taken at a wedding...THEIR wedding. I…

OR they were grossed out by my semi naked body. It's not the first time I've had guys tell me I was ugly or pointed out my physical flaws. I doubt they were all gay.

Ha, he would never try to buy me a bra... he knows how much of a problem I have with finding ones that fit right.

I have a vagina, I am a biological woman. The guys were not gay. One of them dated a friend of mine not long after the incident.

I am a woman. I also have scarring on my stomach and chest due to a medical disorder. One guy said 'I can't do this, that's gross' and the other just got up and left without saying anything.

Judging by the two guys who walked out after seeing me topless....I'd say that's not even a guarantee.

Most people know what 6' tall or 5'6 or 6'4 looks like. How many people (men OR women) could point out a 28E, 36F or 40D in a lineup? Those numbers/letters are completely pointless.

Considering most women don't even wear properly sized bras I have no doubts most men have no idea what those letters and numbers mean. After me and my honey had been dating for a few months he asked what size my bra was (he's not a boob dude, he was just curious) and I told him 36H. He looked at me and said 'wait,…

Ha, I get the opposite. People like talking to me because I'm not attractive and therefore can be 'trusted' with boyfriends/husbands etc. and I'm not threatening at all. I've actually been told that to my face as if it's a compliment several times.

My boyfriend has incredible legs...and I don't hesitate to tell him that often. He said he had no idea that was a 'thing'.