I definitely wobbled around like a little foal, that's for sure. Plus, all of my friends were 'developing' and I didn't get boobs until I was 19. Stupid late puberty. My teens were all sorts of awkward.

At 14 I was just a tad over 6' tall and weighed maybe 85 lbs because my weight hadn't quite caught up with my height. I had crazy frizzy Hermoine style hair, braces and a giant wide nose that took me another 10ish years to grow into.

It's interesting that you're assuming you can poop at all.

I have sooo many friends like that. They both wearing 'wedding' rings, but aren't married and many of them have zero plans to get married in the future. I've noticed it more and more as I get older (I'm border 30) where people seem to have a need to legitimize their relationships, but boyfriend/girlfriend seems too…

My Mom has told me 'thank god I had more than one kid' on multiple occasions because she's always wanted to plan and be involved in the frilly, happy, big fairy tale wedding. She got married in a church basement while 3 months pregnant with me in her prom dress so she never really got to have a wedding. I hate…

I've never liked the idea of weddings...either attending or having one for myself. In fact, my family is pretty sure I'm just going to show up married one day without actually telling anyone because that's how I do shit. My sister has always wanted the Disney Fairytale wedding...but I've always been more of a loner…

I use 'Gentleman Caller' for my dude. We're not 'official' I suppose, but pretty comfy with where we are relationship wise. I also say it with a somewhat snooty accent so I can feel high class. I call him my 'luvah' when I want to embarrass him. Whatever works, yo.

If I sent a text and it's not responded to in a reasonably timely fashion (like within a day or a little more if they apologize with a legitimate reason like being out of town, or lost their phone

I think a lot of people have a midset with online dating that 'there are a TON of other people out there, so why bother going out of my way to be nice?' I've been on some HORRID dates through OLD, where men have flat out insulted me, gotten extremely physical way too fast (they were obviously just looking to hook up,…

My Mom walked around on a broken foot for nearly 2 months and my Dad walked around with a broken leg for almost 6 months because their insurance refused to ok xrays. I went undiagnosed for years (even though I had a horribly enlarged spleen..to the point of looking 8 months pregnant at age 10) because they told my…

I had a guy completely ghost after almost 7 months together, and I have a friend whose now ex boyfriend did the slow fade after nearly 3 years together. THREE FREAKING YEARS. He just got super busy all of a sudden and disappeared.

My parents have had separate bedrooms for YEARS now. My Mom tosses, turns and kicks in her sleep, my Dad snores and farts all night. I believe having separate bedrooms might be a big reasons why they're still happily married...

I've been trying to get to that point of just not caring...and I'm not quite there yet.

Seriously... I mean, I have at least 5 or 6 things of dental floss in my room right now and I have NO IDEA where they came from. Same with toothbrushes...I don't think I've bought floss or a toothbrush in years but I always seem to have a new one in the package sitting around.

Not only that, but good luck if you have a chronic medical disorder. It took me nearly a year of arguing to find a doctor that was both covered by my health insurance (and in network) who would also take me on as a patient. Patients who are 'too much work' are oftentimes rejected by doctors who are overworked and…

Wait...those exist?!

Yes they do. A lady friend of mine was a bass player for a local band and used to get messages like this alllll the time. A few of us had access to the bands account though, and when we had spare time we would track down and forward the messages to their parents, aunts, uncles, siblings, grandparents etc. and let…

SERIOUSLY. It's pretty obvious to me...

I'm a super tall chick (6'1 barefoot) and I LOVE me a short guy. Unfortunately, most guys won't date a woman taller or bigger than they are. Basically, if you're taller than he is, you better weigh a lot less to make up for it. I think that's why I get pissed off at all this whining about how women don't like short…

Especially considering I know a whole slew of women who take birth control for legitimate medical issues and not simply for not getting pregnant. I took it for 4 years before I even HAD sex for the first time because my uterus turned into a blood spewing evil dragon for 3 days a month and I couldn't get out of bed…