I can make my boobs look crazy fake and perky like theirs by wearing a demi bra with molded cups and just a cup size or two too small. From the side it looks ridiculous and I have insane quad-boob, but from the front I look similar to the VS ladies above.

I think that's great in theory...but I was an engineering student and one of only a few women in my program. If I made a mistake it was magnified a thousand percent and I was basically told 'that's why women aren't good at engineering'. It absolutely did break down my self esteem when I saw the guys in my program…

I graduated with a degree in Aerospace Engineering at the ripe old age of 26 (I had to work full time because I needed medical insurance for a disorder I have and the college wouldn't cover it) and I definitely felt like I was an old spinster. Like, when they had fraternity meetings, or even major meetings I wasn't…

Very true... but most men CAN look like that if they work out and have specific diets... no amount of diet/exercise is going to cause a woman to be 100 lbs and have enormous gravity defying breasts.

I worked for a few years as a mechanic for a private jet facility and the magazines we had to put on those planes were absolutely HILARIOUS. Things like 'Modern Yacht magazine' and 'Fancy shit weekly' or something. The magazines themselves even had a price on the front (I believe a few of them were in the $200…

Yep. And if you say you're not...you're obviously wrong or a lesbian.

I totally agree, but it's also pretty rare to have a super thin woman (which is the case in most comics) with huge, gravity defying breasts. My boobs were fairly gravity defying, but as soon as I lost some weight and toned up the deflated a bit. I do think it gives unrealistic expectations for many men and that they…

Yep, I've seen boobs like that, and I owned a set like that for a while. I was asked quite frequently if they were real or fake.

Yep. I'm a 36H/I and they're heavy, it makes it EXTREMELY difficult to exercise because I have to strap them down with crazy expensive sports bras and it makes breathing difficult, my regular bras cost a minimum of $60 (and that's when I can find them on sale) and I have to order them online because no stores carry…

I don't really understand this either...especially since the few time I've heard of this happening, the guy has up and ran away. Hell, even in 'regular' relationships where there was no 'baby compromise' the guy has still ran away when he found out she was pregnant. Maybe I just grew up in a super shitty area, but…

Psh, I'm 6'1.... 130 is emaciated for me.

It's interesting to me because I am rather amply busted and am dating a man who is not a 'boob man'. My boobs are a topic of conversation nearly everywhere I go and I have a few friends that have nicknamed me 'the boobs'. They're good friends and I love 'em, otherwise I'd be irritated with it. Regardless, it's…

My sister went as a 'french maid' when she was probably... 8 or 9. Of course, since we were awesome kids we decided that she would be a mummy french maid and wrapped her in paper towels and splashed ketchup as 'fake blood' all over.

We call it Rocket Fuel and it is beautiful.

We used to drink vodka and gatorade (known as 'faderade') because we were young and broke. Of course, we also bought a brita water filtering thingie so we could filter our Popov and other assorted shit vodkas a few times and make them somewhat drinkable.

Dr. Pepper and Fireball is basically the greatest drink ever... but Hot Damn? That's a bit too far even for me.

I was technically a professional 'livestock show groomer' for dairy goats, sheep, cattle and the occasional horse for about 10 years. When I hear grooming, I immediately imagine someone using sheep shears and picking the hooves of male celebrities. Sexy, sexy hooves.

I turn 30 in 3 months and I've been waiting for that elusive hangover for years now....never had so much as a headache so far, and occasionally feeling 'pukey' while drinking if I mix liquors.
Of course, I also plan my drinking nights like runners train for a marathon, drinking a TON of pedialite and water for the…

While I'm nowhere near being pregnant (and may not be able to naturally conceive anyway) I'm weirdly scared of how I would look while pregnant. I have a 12" badly keloided scar running from sternum to belly button and that won't stretch at all, and I've NEVER had a flat stomach due to botched surgery removing an…

Oh man... I had an enlarged spleen due to a yet undiagnosed genetic disorder so I was super skinny but looked 8 months pregnant until I had it taken out when I was 13. It was absolute hell in school and my poor parents even had child protective services called on them several times by 'well meaning' parents who…