it’s like the sequel to filming an entire concert on your phone/GoPro instead of just enjoying it yourself.

Those are both hot tacky garbage.

Hahahaha trottin down the driveway like a showhorse 

It seems odd to choose your custom Viper color from the Intrepid order sheet, but I don’t hate it. I’ve seen cheaper Vipers. I’ve also seen why those Vipers were cheaper. This one looks good, and $30k is around the bottom for nice ones. Nice Price.

That’s clearly a Stasi agent disguised as a stuffed animal transporter.

Merg, this was one of the best running gags on Jalop ever. Thanks for the good times. #respect 

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

The ritual is very simple.

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

Hundreds of people attended the annual March for Immigrant and Workers’ Rights in Seattle yesterday. They were met by a counter-protest organized by the Proud Boys, a far-right organization for sad white men. That should be all the context you need to enjoy this video:

Ever just look out at your Volvo 240 in the morning and think, “it’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you?” You should consider swapping your car’s grating door chime for something a little more appropriate.

You have it the other way around, friend.

Michigan takes parts of everyone else. Started to take Toledo, OH — realized gross, it’s part of Ohio, somehow got the UP and all of its beauty instead; Ohio gets to keep Ohio AND screws over Wisconsin.

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.