You have it the other way around, friend.

Michigan takes parts of everyone else. Started to take Toledo, OH — realized gross, it’s part of Ohio, somehow got the UP and all of its beauty instead; Ohio gets to keep Ohio AND screws over Wisconsin.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

April 1, 2009. That was Jalop Gold.

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.

A couple of weeks ago I might have agreed with this but have to thank the user reserve parachute for edumacating me. Here is your actual coolest rally wheel. The lancia stratos’ coffin spokes.

Jaaag ?

Just two?

Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo

How can Passion of the Christ have a sequel? Doesn’t the main character die in the first one?

My sister worked with someone who had a service mini-horse to help with their visual impairment. That thing was awesome. It wore little velcro sneakers inside. It was smart as a whip and so well-behaved.

The thing’s perfect. Remove the spare tire, strap on a child seat. Done!

Yup, find something steadfast and immovable.

The Allanté is also notable for having what was once described as the “world’s longest assembly line” as the Pininfarina-built bodies were flown 4,600 miles from Turin to Detroit for final assembly, 56 at a time in a specially outfitted 747.

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

I was at a Senator’s townhall meeting a few years ago and one of the question askers rambled on for like three minutes about chemtrails. The Senator responded as you would expect a Senator to, but the next speaker referred to the question asker as a “dim-witted shitbird” and it has been my favorite insult ever sense.

It’s not... not the trip I was referring to.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

Nice Wheeler Dealers reference!