It wasn't the rear wheels that did it for me it was Ford Probe.

I thought others would help.

Googling "Giant rear spoiler" returned too many good results not to share some.

Giant rear spoiler is always the answer

Oh god... pasting that picture reminded me of this car.

Back to the future Ford Probe

I actually like the Juke... yes, I mean I like the way it looks.

Of course, this is coming from a guy who considers his wardrobe a success when he hears 25% compliments and 75% "Ugh, what are you wearing?"... so my opinion is probably a shitty one.

I may be late to the party but... Car brand names make pretty awesome names (which makes sense considering most of them were names at one point, though I like them as first names now):

Hudson, Dodge, Plymouth, Mini, Aston

The real fun begins when you start using model names:

Magnum, Charger, Taurus, Ranchero

You may have gotten beat to the post, but you win for the term "Boaterhome".

ZOMG... why don't we all drive these? This is unbelievable.

Whoops... already posted. I guess I'll just go suggest that one.

I have been lusting for a rat rod for the past 5 years and someday I will build one... External gauges just made my official build dream list.

ZIG!

Inception...

But seriously, keep going. More layers.

I was out cleaning garbage off the shoulder of the road for community service my company volunteers for when one drove by. I was carrying a trash bag and wearing an orange vest so wouldn't have been the best lookin' shot to have on street view but it never made it.

Side topic: Do other states do similar programs to…

This limits most Jalops' conversations to "Car, truck, vroooom, beer, poop" (present party included). Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Introduced in late 1992, the Almighty slotted between the J's and Q's, offering options not available on J's, but not including all the standard features of Q's. So in this sense "almighty" meant "exactly mediocre." They did have a cool badge you can grab for $20, though.

Oh I completely agree, I know I think in English... but we shouldn't. Thinking in a language limits you to think within your known vocabulary and I run across words on a nearly daily basis that I have to figure out what the heck it is.