Thinking in a language is restrictive.

This movie has everything... great music, great comedy, great cars...

I cannot begin to count the number of times I worked on something for an hour, got frustrated, threw the wrenches down, flipped it off and walked away. Only to come back and get it accomplished in 2 minutes the second time around.

School bus races... the hillbillies I grew up with went apeshit for bus races.

Tug of war

Muddin'

Combine Demo Derby

I despise Walmart, I love Meijer. How dare you even compare the two.

Yes, Meijer, and if anyone says MeijerS, dropkick them.

(For those not in the Michigan area, Meijer is a regional grocery store and they have anything you ever need, ever)

Growing up I had a neighbor who took a late 80's Jag and dropped a beefed up 350 in it. It had the Jag spoke wheels and had enough torque that it broke some of the spokes on the wheel the first time he launched it. He was a crazy old man.

Saw a tip once to put a pulley on the ceiling and tie the rope the tennis ball is on to the top of the garage door. When the garage opens up, the ball goes down to help you park. When the door is closed, the ball is pulled to the ceiling and out of the way.

Yo dawg, I heard you like flares

Legit LOL for like 30 seconds. Well done.

"Stupid 2 door brother... always getting all the attention."

Or a Subaru Forester?

Yes. I did try two wheels... and I sold it two months later. Scared the shit out of me.

Your car does not respect you; you must respect it. It will kill you if you let your guard down.

Why get kicked off when you can "drop the mic" and make a grand exit.

http://gizmodo.com/5608503/flight…

And an awesome CG version:

Are you high?