Those who can't, teach. I was a reporter for 6 years at a weekly and then daily paper owned by Gannett (before going to law school because journalism is dead). Allegedly is fine. It's a better flow to say, "after he raped her, according to police" but saying "after he allegedly raped her" also works just fine.

Just a matter of time...

I want to hate him, but if I was as rich as him I would be impossible to communicate with. I would be stumbling around all day and night and have people around to make sure I didn't drown in a pool or something.

I, still not convinced Jerome Brown didn't crash his car to avoid working with Kotite.

Time the fuck out. If you didn't like the original Oldboy, what the fuck are you doing reviewing movies? You can't have an opinion on Oldboy. It's like having an opinion on what 2+2 equals.

Jesus. That's drunk.

My cohorts and I have discussed this. The highest i heard was .52, which he proved with a blood draw. That should kill the average person I would think.

I'm a criminal defense attorney and have had a few higher. Still, that pretty high.

Fuck you, hippie

So I guess you're only allowed to criticize someone for not being good at something if you're better than them at it? Then why are you criticizing Tebow? I've search all over and for the life of me can't see your football career.

Nobody thinks that is funny. If they do, I hope they die in a fire. Not because he's good, but because your pun sucks.

Shaw was not involved in this conspiracy

Miriam-Webster.com definition of sixty-nine:

SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD

Someone wanna tell mike that Culpepper was drafted in 1999 and Brees was drafted in 2001?

Ok, let's take your example to its conclusion, shall we? What if a pupil asks what a "69" position is? How about a "rusty trombone"? Hey, teach, what's a "creampie" when talking about sex? All these things have definitions so the teacher should explain it? I want to be there when your kid tells you how his or her…

Yeah, I'm a terrible parent. I don't know how they'll get by without their teacher teaching them about masturbation. Perhaps you should throw them a benefit?
Oh, and go fuck yourself, cunt.

Everyone loves the Asians.

This is probably a little racist, but I don't think it's a bunch of black people looking up other black people. Yeah, that sounded racist...

I can't help but think I am solely responsible for NJ being the MILF State.