I'll be that guy that explains it: You don't become an ineligible man downfield unless you're more than 5 yards past the LOS before the ball is thrown. After the QB turns the ball loose, anybody can be anywhere. It looks like the Wentworth was only 3 yards or so when the QB released that ball, so it wasn't a penalty.

No one said it was an exclusive definition; I think we're all aware of the various ways a person can be raped. Sex with an unconscious woman are the facts as presented by the story, i.e. that was the act that gave rise to these specific charges. So those unfamiliar know what he's accused of.

Fun fact: his dad Ed hit the first HR, had the first hit and scored the first run in Padres history.

Weirdest Nancy Grace tribute ever.

I've always been curious why people who are highly religious in sports are perceived as humble. I feel like thanking god or saying god is the reason that you beat another person who also believed in him is arguably the most narcissistic thing in the world.

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Super quick translation:

he was going to, until someone in Braun's camp killed him

Splinter the Dragon

Unfortunately he will flame out in a real league and come crawling back to MLS. Right Landon Dempsey?

That's too bad. He was really looking forward to the team-building session of Smear the Queer.

I've been looking all over for a good projector, I hate these DIY things where it's like "Build a cheap Nuclear Reactor: Step one, I had an old reactor core laying around so I used that..."